Those balls look pretty dangerous.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize
