Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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