My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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