I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
did you just send me my own nude
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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