I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
