I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
sex on a bike is impossible
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