please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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