I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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