Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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