That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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