I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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