I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Randomize
