Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize