is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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