I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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