all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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