ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Two words: nipple clamps
Randomize
