yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Randomize
