Taylor Swift is so right about you.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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