That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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