Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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