I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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