why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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