just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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