Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
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