I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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