Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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