Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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