is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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