she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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