its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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