ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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