Ambien. No doubt about it.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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