My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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