just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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