i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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