: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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