ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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