She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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