All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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