this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Buhtt sex?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
