I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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