i just google imaged poop.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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