if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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