She just used a chaser for red wine.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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