jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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