Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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