I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
there is glitter all over my balls
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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