Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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