And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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