Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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