Princesses don't give blow jobs
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
