Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Randomize
