My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize
