I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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