We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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