Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
he fucked my hip out of place.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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